My fingers are trembling with terror as I type this post. Ooo...what if they get me in my sleep?
Let's make this quick. Meet me tomorrow around the side of the house, where it is safe, okay?
What?
Well, of course I'm whispering. You don't want the ghouls to get us, do you?
Tomorrow bring a few squares of toilet paper, a dark marker, some white thread, and a sucker with you and we'll make some Simple Saturday Ghostly Pops together. That is, if I make it through the night all right.
Oh! Did you hear that blood-thirsty howl? Mommeee!